The Quest for the Holy Gourd - Page 2
....there appeared in the sky a great vision which astounded them all. (if you insist on hearing that dramatic sound effect again, just hit the refresh button on your browser.)It was none other than the Supreme Being (No, not Michael Jordan, the other one!). He spake thusly "Yo Bob, King of the Carbos - Have I gotta job for you! You and your Knights are to be an example, of what I'm not sure, but I insist never the less. You must go on a quest - a quest to fling a pumpkin farther than anyone has before - using only human power of course - none of that compressed air, electric motors and such - I don't want to have to compete with all those sponsors you know. To accomplish this task you must build a mighty and noble machine, a seige engine - you are my examples after all. Once you have flung this pumpkin farther than any other human, I will sanctify it as a truly Holy Gourd! This is your calling - The Quest for the Holy Gourd. (trumpets would do nicely here, don't you think?) By the way, could you put together a really nice little web page too? - I could use some good publicity. "
